Master_Rollipolly
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Post by Master_Rollipolly on Mar 2, 2009 14:32:03 GMT -5
"Ya know..." He started, coughing a fit and a half, then regaining his strength and forcing himself up, dusting off and ignoring the pain. "Your the first sonuva'bitch that I've ever seen to fall off a cliff and check the contents of his bag before making sure his head, limbs, and dick were all in tact." He shook his hat out a bit making sure nothing icky with six to eight legs had crawled in it and then replaced it back on his head. "Now then...." He was just about ready to skin him alive but on the other hand he had helped him a little and they were one step...or more of a death jump ahead than they were a few minutes ago. ".....Mr. Black...if you would be so kind as to lead out the rest of your plan we can stop somewhere and make camp."
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Post by ShadesofGrey on Mar 2, 2009 14:44:25 GMT -5
"Well.....It's my stuff, I need it." Bullshit, he didn't need it, he valued it beyond comprehension. "Yea everything else is important but...still." He got up and dusted off, or well smired everything more so. "We'll go about three miles down, seems about right, camp for the night and cross tomorrow. Sound good to you my large muscled friend?" He asked with a sly grin on his face. He picked up his bags, having not managed to lose his hat and began walking, swaying his hips as though a tail were supposed to be there, and a bit of his ass was still exposed. They trudged on for god only know how long until the dark haired man finally collapsed onto the solid earth beneath him. "Here. Camp here." He was beyond tired at this point.
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Post by Master_Rollipolly on Mar 2, 2009 14:53:57 GMT -5
Raoule ignored him as best he could, taking heavy trogging footsteps, feeling his shoes sink about three inches in the mud with each step. When the other collasped, he ignored him, eager to go against him in something. "No....." he huffed, getting about a foot and a half away from him before collapsing himself. "We camp here..." He let out a sigh at his pathetic failure then, he sucked it up and looked around, gathering things in his head before actually physically doing them. After much thought and a little bit of sad motivation, he forced himself to get up and get some fire wood. "Here, I'll start on the fire if you'd like to put the little food gathering fella inside of ya to use, eh twitchy..." He was already starting the fire, eager for warmth and dry heat.
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Post by ShadesofGrey on Mar 2, 2009 14:58:55 GMT -5
"You're an asshole, you always have to be better than everyone don't you?!" He asked rather huffily as he got up. "You never told me why I got so many names in the last fourty-eight hours either!" He growled a bit, stomping off to go look for more food. He found himself with a lot more fruit that in the other site they had camped at then he took it to the river, shining a light down into the murky water he waited and struck out about three large fish. "There." He said crawling back out of the water and letting his legs dry off before he rolled his pant legs back down and ment to cleaning off the fruits. It was a habit for him now, to clean things off before he ate them. Before they cooked the fish over the fire he waited to make sure they were dead and gutted before washing them too after having sqwered them. He guessed this was how it was going to be, him gathering food and Mr.Crocodile setting up what they would call camp for the night.
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Post by Master_Rollipolly on Mar 2, 2009 15:09:40 GMT -5
Once again his complaints were ignored by the other as he fixed the fire and then looked around from other things to keep the fire going. He saw traveling with a partner as just another way to save time. Instead of building a fire, then going to look for food and coming back every now and then to make sure it didn't go out. No he wasn't particuarly fond of his traveling buddy but one learned not to complain. The same thing applied when he saw that Jackie had brought back fish. He waited as long as he could before he gave up and took a bite. Technically, fish weren't meat so he wasn't going against his normal eating habits and he wasn't too fond of fish, they were dirty and rather annoying so that made it easier but he still looked like a man in a chinese resturant that was taking a break from searching for his lost dog. He thanked him for finding the food, and took every bite as if it hurt to eat.
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Post by ShadesofGrey on Mar 2, 2009 15:18:04 GMT -5
"Oh yea and these...." He took out a few things from his back, things that had been sealed seperately and weren't wet. Crackers, a source of bread. "Nearly forgot about them...." He sighed, taking out a rather large knife for a man of his stature and began carving up the fruit, he did enough to where he didn't think any of it would go to waste. "Theres more so don't frett...I even got a bit for desert." He chuckled and held his nose as he started on the fish for himself. It wasn't anywhere near the top of the list of his favorite things to eat but it was something that was supposed to be good for you to he managed to stomach it. The first few bite he looked and felt like he was going to gag. He devoured more of the tropical fruits than anything else. Then going back into his bag that was more there for clothes and what not he brought out a candy bar that was locked away from any of the moisture of the outside world. "Wanna split it?" He asked looking over at the other one, warming his backside with the fire.
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Post by Master_Rollipolly on Mar 2, 2009 15:26:36 GMT -5
"Sounds good..." He murmured, picking his teeth with a widdled toothpick. He wasn't exactly dying for come chocolate but his sweet tooth needed something. The night went on but in the morning he was awoken by a sound. Something wasn't right. He woke up and jumoed to his feet, only to feel the cold barrel of a gun poke him in the back. They were surround. He hissed at Jackie to wake up but one of the guys were already headed over and grabbed him by the back of the head pulling him up. They weren't Greys.....or Koreans....,no..they were blue agents. He wasn't sure what to do so he just held his hands up hoping the gun would leave his back which is never did.
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Post by ShadesofGrey on Mar 2, 2009 15:34:04 GMT -5
Jackie felt rudely awakened, glaring around himself. Hissing at them. The Blues weren't having this they pushed him forward, gun barrel to the back of his head. His dark green orbs were scanning everywhere, looking for anything. He looked to Raoule unknowingly with the expression of helplessness. "Well it looks like we have two captives, a Black and a Gray nation, running together though, does that strike anyone here as odd?" The man that had a gun to the back of Jackie's head asked. A chuckle escaped Coon's lips with a grin, he was concoting some sort of horrible plan. There were about what, only fifteen to twenty of the Blue agents there, no problem, right?
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Post by Master_Rollipolly on Mar 2, 2009 15:40:01 GMT -5
Croc wasn't sure about the ever changing expressions on Jackies face but what he was sure of was a voice he heard from the crowd, maybe it would give him a little more time to think things clearly...or maybe a little more time for Jackie to think his plans better other than acting like a mad man. ".....heh, well I'll be damned..." He grinned, turning around to face about four of them, one being the guy with the gun. "Iliajah March....It's been awhile you ol'sonuva'bitch it really has." He chuckled, seeing the blonde man standing next to a few other blue agents. He knew his voice anywhere and if things went to his plan, what ever the hell that was, they wouldn't be shot where they stand.
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Post by ShadesofGrey on Mar 2, 2009 15:51:51 GMT -5
"Raoule......Raoule Augustin?" He had been turned with his back to the two hostages, talking with someone else. "Well, well, well...." He grinned, his mustache, his hair just as they always had been. "Now, now, calling me out. What a stupid thing for you to do. He looked to his leader. Shoot them both. They know nothing, the Black agent has been a minis to our last four missions and the Gray seems so very unimportant.
Jackie gulped at that one, time to take action or so he guessed. Flipping around over the man that was holding him hostage he took shots, hitting about three though he only shot four times. They were fatal injuries, he was grinning, hoping Raoule would catch on or at least get out of the way. It was moments later that he was up in a tree, snipping other agents, getting shot back at, if you were going to do something, you better be damn prepared to do it right. He hit the captain, take out the brains and everything is disfunctional and out of order. He was going to pull this through.
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Post by Master_Rollipolly on Mar 2, 2009 15:59:39 GMT -5
"Yeah yeah yeah. just like to you be a dick head," he chuckled, helping Jackie with his little shooting spree. A few punches here, a kick thrown there, and he'd be damned if he let Iliajah get shot before he could bash his head into a rock. The guys he didn't knock onto the ground, he'd beat them senseless and put them in Jackie's line of fire, to let him to do his thing, then he was back to targeting his blue nation 'friend'. "Come on Iliahjah, you were so happy when you saw it was me, so eager to kill me...why do I have to chase you down to get a proper greeting." He grinned, throwing the agent down, grabbing his arm and giving his hand a greeted shake before increasing his strength, feeling the bones crushed inside his hand. He threw him into a tree but he had to back off from almost getting shot. "Hey raccoon boy! Im on your side remember!" He yelled, shaking his fist at him.
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Post by ShadesofGrey on Mar 2, 2009 16:07:18 GMT -5
Jackie didn't mind being fussed at. Once the other men were down he went to doing what he did best, scavenging, taking things from them that he like. Looking for real signs of food and clean water to liquior. Anything he wanted from the dead men he took.
Iliahjah knew he was dead, this had the word written all over it in big bold letters. He muffled a cry of pain when the larger man literally broke his hand. "Now, now...." He grinned trying to weasle his way out of this one. He was on the ground and this man was big, thankfully he wasn't going to be put on the racoon man's hit list or so he hoped. He and Raoule had a long fued going on and it wasn't going to die here. "Sorry about this but...." He took a strong swift heel and drove it right into the Spaniards dick. Knowing he had moments, he took them and ran.
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Post by Master_Rollipolly on Mar 2, 2009 16:16:45 GMT -5
Croc fell dow fast, onto his knees, cupping his sore balls, this wasn't the first time they'd been kicked this damn mission and he wasn't exactly appriciating it. "You little,.....shit!!!" He growled, trying to suck it up quick enough to catch him before he left. He pushed himself up with an angered scream and tackled the other man into the ground, making sure his face met the dirt through the slide. He pulled him up, dragging him back, still trying to ignore the throbbing pain in his pants. He had him tied up and began dragging him along, forcing him to walk with them. He'd get him back later, but right now they're weren't any cliffs to throw him off of so he had to wait. "Alright coon, are you ready to go?" He asked, still not noticing he was using the agents codename. He knew who he was, every agent in the black nation knew him, but not of him, not the true story. He had just finished gathering the last of the scraps from the fallen blues, then he picked up the rope and tugged on Iliajah as if he were a dog. "Come on you little bastard,...we've wasted a lot of time because of you...and we need to make up for it."
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Post by ShadesofGrey on Mar 2, 2009 16:25:51 GMT -5
Jackie had found some strange little thin cigarettes but decided to keep them anyway, everything else had been stashed into his other bag. His more treasured one. "Ready and willing. Oh so many toys..." He was talking to himself on that last sentence. "No babies for you huh?" Coon asked as the walked along noticing how the other was acting.
Iliahjah winced, he hated being strung along like this and he knew that his Black nation 'friend' knew it too. He was growling the entire time, hating having saw how his friends or well fellow agents had all been taken down just like that, it was horrible, he wouldn't forget that, vengence and payback would be followed up sooner or later.
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Post by Master_Rollipolly on Mar 2, 2009 16:36:40 GMT -5
"mmn" was the only response he got for that one. Other than that he really wasn't too fond talking about how sore his balls were nor how many times he'd been kicked there and if he was sterile from it. "You didn't happen to find any Cubens in there did ya?" He asked, half desperate, his fourth of the cigar lost in the fall into the river. "Come on March, stop dragging your feet." He tugged at the rope, yanking him a bit, loving this sense of power. He quickened his pace and was walking next to Jackie now, and gave him a heavy full-handed pat on the shoulder. "Ya did good coon, I thank you for saving my ass back there...even if you did almsot shoot me afterwards." He didn't say much after that, but after a few hours a grin spread across his lips and he was all too eager to take a quick break.
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"Well Iliajah, I told ya I'd get you back..." He grinned, pushing the man who was now dangling from a tree by the rope over a quick death drop into the river between two cliffs about a good 100 feet down. "Wow bud, thats kind of a long way down isn't it, heh, I guess your done for, any last words to back up what you said to me before, ehh what was it....um, kill them I think it was...shoot them, something like that." He was enjoying this too much, the torture before the drop that had a good 80% chance of deat to follow and based off their card games, he knew Iliajah wasn't that lucky. He laughed, too happy with the situation, a halfway insane laugh really, waiting to cut the rope.
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